Website Terms and Conditions
This blog may include sarcastic or snide remarks as well as tirades on any number of subjects so if you’re easily offended bugger off somewhere else.
But you can’t say you weren’t warned. This blog is created solely to amuse its author and anyone else who might find this stuff entertaining.
Very little care has been taken in the preparation of any information on this site so the author makes no representation, warranty or guarantee in connection with any content or opinion herein and to the maximum extent permitted by law the author disclaims all liability in respect of such information.
In fact it’s probably fair to say the information included in this blog isn’t accurate, comprehensive, verified or complete or fit for any particular purpose which is why we accept no liability for any loss of whatsoever nature or howsoever caused, arising directly or indirectly from the use of or reliance upon anything you read here.
Nothing on this site constitutes medical advice. And if you think it does, step away from the computer and never use the internet again. If you want to win a Darwin award, go for it. It’s a free country. Live the dream. But don’t blame us if you’re a twat.
Access to this website is permitted on a temporary basis and we reserve the right to withdraw or amend the service without notice. You are responsible for making all arrangements necessary for you to have access to our website. You are also responsible for ensuring that all persons accessing the website through your connection are aware of these terms and that they comply with them.
If we permit you to post or provide information on or via this website you must ensure that such information does not contravene any applicable laws or infringe any person’s legal rights. We do not monitor or edit content posted or by third parties and accordingly we do not accept any responsibility for any damage or loss any such content may cause.
There are a lot of twats on the Internet so – statistically speaking – there are bound to be some twats that post here, not least the author. We do reserve the right to ban anyone we feel like for arbitrary and capricious reasons. It’s our sandpit so it’s our rules and if you piss in teh corner we’ll send you home so don’t kvetch about it.